Batman: Arkham Knight ANNOUNCEMENT TRAILER
The next gen Batman game from developer Rocksteady is coming. This new Batman game (which is a direct sequel to Arkham City) will be for XboxOne and Playstation 4. The game will feature the Bat-mobile and features a much larger world to play in. The game will also feature Harley Quinn as a playable character through a pre-order bonus. The game is tentatively scheduled for October 2014.
Welp. Better start saving for a PS4 or a new xbox.
Russian climber Kirill Oreshkin climbs to the top of tall buildings and takes photos with a wide-angle lens.
this dude must be fuckin’ loaded because this post has appeared on my dash like 900 times and he keeps funding it to put it back up there
Now he just needs a pile of hay to jump into
Hank did not use my favorite, though: What’s the difference between a novelist and a large pepperoni pizza? A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.
Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters
we need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"The Galaxy, which had been enjoying a period of unusual peace and prosperity at the time, reeled like a man getting mugged in a meadow.”
"it was a deep, hollow malevolent voice which sounded like molten tar glurping out of a drum with evil on its mind.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"… a large and voluminous creature who looked like someone losing a fight with a pink duvet …”
"He screwed up his face and then dropped his head forward, shaking it like someone trying to shake a coin out of a money box.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"He leapt to his feet like an author hearing the phone ring”
"he started to stalk forward slowly and stealthily wearing a puzzled frown of concentration, like a leopard that’s not sure whether it’s just seen a half-empty tin of cat food half a mile away across a hot and dusty plain.”
"it looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”h2G2 has one of my favorites: “It hung weightlessly in the air in much the same way bricks don’t.”
Douglas Adams is one of the greatest writers to ever pick up a pen.